I have been told that I must post to the FogelBlog on this, its inaugural day. Though I have not dropped anything in my crotch today (though I did just eat a chip off the floor), I too would like to welcome all those who have been lured here. I offer you the following promises about my end of this here weblog:
1. I will attempt to keep my fixation on celebrity news out of the picture here, though it does color many of my observations and values (e.g. K-Fed slept with a porn star while married to Britney: against my values).
2. Not all my entries will be 100% fixated on meals and/or snacks.... just 98% Daily Value.
3. I will maintain an air of professionalism and dignity throughout.
After all those negatives, it may be difficult to get a handle on exactly what will be a part of this blog. Like you care. You read 12 blogs a day obsessively because it's the only thing that keeps you going in your antiseptic cubicle. In the immortal words of Charles: "Whenever inspiration strikes, we FogelBlog it."
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