Turning Over a New Leaf

I'm turning over a new leaf! In this nameless, faceless city, I have begun to realize I must distinguish myself. Because I have pretty much nothing going for me, I've decided to develop a new trait, one which will wow and amaze. I call it a "work ethic." No doubt it's ironic on some level that I announce this by blogging mid-day, but I stand by its truthfulness. I will no longer watch television until my vision blurs, go to bed before primetime television starts, or have crazy adventures mid-week when work looms over my head. I will manage my time and plan ahead! Years from now, people will read this blog and say, "Gee whiz, she must have had great time management skills to share such entertaining blog entries while working full time and getting a Masters degree." Audience, I tell you now, you will be amazed.